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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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What are you doing?

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Writing? I can see that. I'm not blind.
What are you writing?

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I'm not telling you.

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All right, that's how you feel.

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Lose is not poetry.

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Why should it be poetry?

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Because these drugs can have profound
side effects. You get that faraway look

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your eyes and you start doing some very
strange things.

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There's nothing strange about writing
poetry figures. It's an expression of

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man's finest feelings.

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Not under drugs, it's not. You sit there
thinking you're writing Paradise Lost

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and when you look the next day, all
you've got is ickery dickery dock.

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Oh, but it is poetry.

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Oh, but it doesn't even rhyme.

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It doesn't have to rhyme. Of course it
has to rhyme. It's not poetry if it

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doesn't rhyme. Dylan Thomas's poetry
didn't rhyme. That's because he was on a

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bottle of Scotch a day. His senses were
clouded. He wrote some very fine poetry.

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It would have been even better if it had
rhymed.

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Anyhow, I can't stand this modern
poetry. I read a poem the other day

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sack of fertiliser. What a subject.

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How can you get poetic about a sack of
fertiliser?

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What's yours about?

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I'm not writing poetry.

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I don't know why some people have to be
so secretive about writing poetry. I

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mean, if you want to write a poem to
your girlfriend, why shouldn't you?

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Better than a sack of fertilizer.

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I am not writing a poem, and I haven't
got a girlfriend.

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Don't give me that. You're always
mooning about somebody.

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Perhaps she's writing a poem to the
iceberg.

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Oh, you mean Nurse Bradley? I'm not
interested in Nurse Bradley. I should

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not. You need gloves and a blow lamp to
deal with her.

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You can read us a couple of stanzas if
you like.

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We'll tell you if you've got the meter
right.

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Fig, for the last time, I am not writing
poetry.

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As a matter of fact, it's a diary.

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A diary?

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You mean dates, appointments, meetings,
things like that?

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Well, it's a little more than that. Oh,
it'd have to be. You're not going

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anywhere, are you? All you do is
vegetate. A cabbage would have more to

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about. I am not a cabbage pig, and
there's plenty to write about around

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Oh, yes. You get up at six, have your
bed made, get back in it again, eat your

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breakfast, get out of bed, have a pill,
get back into bed again, get the crumbs

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off your sheets, read a book, have your
lunch, get up, get back into bed.

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Let's face it, you lead a totally
uninteresting life.

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It's not like that. It's about my
thoughts and observations. Of course it

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understand, Norman. It's the reflection
of your life in here and of the

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interesting characters that you've met.

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Yes, that's right.

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Wait a minute. You mean you're writing
about us, things you've been saying,

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sort of thing? Well, yes, if it's of
interest.

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Oh.

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What have you said about me?

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I can't tell you that. It's... Oh, no,
it's private. Let me have a look. Oh,

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certainly not.

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No, I wish I hadn't told you.

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I don't think I like this at all,
Archie. Everything's been taken down.

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It's an invasion of privacy. He could
say anything.

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Don't worry, Figures. After all,
nobody's going to see it. It's his

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diary. Well, suppose he gets into the
wrong hands.

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He could die one day and leave it
behind.

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Suppose Hutchinson's get hold of it and
publish. We could all be in the mire.

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I think we should read it. Certainly
not.

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And after all, a diary like that could
make us famous.

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I mean, think of it. A glittering
conversation, the cut and thrust of our

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recorded for posterity.

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We could come out of it very well.

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Not as well as he will. Don't forget,
he's writing it. He's bound to make

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himself look good.

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He'll show us warts and all.

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Warts? I haven't got any warts. I've got
a perfect skin.

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Well, I'm going to read it.

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You can't.

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It's in our interests.

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What's it say? I'm just looking at his
latest entry.

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Gee has been constantly preening himself
this evening.

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Sometimes he reminds me of a magnificent
peacock strutting around in his

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colourful dressing gown and displaying
himself.

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It's not bad, is it? Not bad of all the
dirty on -the -hand things to do. Oh,

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he's really got you summed up here,
Archie. He has just finished grooming

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moustache, probably to remove minor
particles of food that have lodged

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As usual, I found this abbot quite
distasteful. What? Let me see.

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Abbot quite distasteful.

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What is it? You should have read
further. Listen to this. I must be

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about keeping this diary. He has been
watching me again.

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His curiosity is one of his worst
features, next to his garrulousness.

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No doubt he has strong opinions about
keeping a diary. He has about everything

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else. Who is he talking about?

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You, Figgis.

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What?

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I can't believe it. He's always been so
quiet and inoffensive.

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Yes, but that was only on the surface. I
always knew there was something weird

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underneath.

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Oh, good Lord.

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You should see what he's written about
Ford. Was there a clever?

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Oh, nothing, Doctor. What are you doing
by Norman Scott? What are you reading?

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Just a diary, Doctor. May I sit?

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Private document. You shouldn't be
reading this, Glover.

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Put it back where it belongs.

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There's something about you on the 6th.
What? What are you talking about? Let me

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see.

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She came in today, a decent chair, but
obviously highly strung.

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Heightens lack of confidence by singing
snatches of Gilbert and Sullivan.

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My own operation seems to have gone all
right, fortunately.

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I can't say the same for figures. He may
well have grounds for litigation.

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Gupta, this is serious. The boy appears
to be rambling. Yes, indeed, Mr. Thorpe.

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Is there anything about me? About you?

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Well, yes, there is a mention.

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Let me see.

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Gupta, on the other hand, hides a kind
and sympathetic nature under his brusque

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manner. He is the only one I've met here
who has a genuine feeling for medicine.

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But oh, that walk.

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What walk?

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Ah.

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Now, that's personal. Talking about his
walk. What walk? Yes, he might have left

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his walk out of it. What walk? Oh, this
walk.

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I don't walk like that, Mr. Thorpe. Of
course you don't, Gupta. I told you he's

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rambly. Now, look, we'll say no more
about this.

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We'll put it back where it belongs and
we'll behave perfectly naturally.

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Um, could I have a word, Gupta?

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little maid who's all unwary.

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What's the matter with those two?
Nothing.

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Why should there be?

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Peacock, indeed.

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I'll give him Peacock, the little creep.
Stop it, Archie. Stop what? You're

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doing it again. Doing what? Grooming
your moustache.

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What are you whispering about?

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Nothing. Why?

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Are you curious? You want to watch that?
You know, curiosity can be a vice if

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it's not controlled.

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I just thought you were talking. That's
all me. No, I don't have to talk all the

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time. I do have moments of repose.

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I can sit and regard life in silent
contemplation.

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And you can put that in your bleeding
diary.

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Hey!

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The iceberg's just come on duty.

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Oh, I shouldn't worry, Figgis. I saw
definite signs of a thaw yesterday.

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There was a smile hovering around those
granite lips.

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Good evening, Nurse Bradley.

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Is it, Mr. Glover? It is now.

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The whole ward is lit up with your
gaiety and laughter.

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Why do you make such a mess of your bed?

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This is the untidiest ward in the
hospital.

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Men. What do you prefer, nurse? Three
dummies from Montague Burton's.

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Just think of it. No mess, no beds to
make, all just lying there in a straight

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line. It would certainly be an
improvement, Mr Figgis. Well, I think a

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from Montague Burton's would get more
response than I'm getting at the moment.

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You mean because I'd enter to come to
your well -worn charm, Mr Glover? Well

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-worn?

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Did you hear that, Archie?

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That little scene will be coming out in
Morocco leather in six months' time.

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Do you think so, Figgis?

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What is it he's writing?

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Nurse Bradley met my eyes again, and I
noticed the colour come to her cheek,

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she looked away.

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I think she remembers last night.

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Her hands trembled as she smoothed the
sheets.

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We must be careful. The others are
watching.

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Who would have thought that she could
have revealed such depths?

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Norman?

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What? Could you give me a hand with the
flowers?

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Yes, certainly, nurse.

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Quick, Archie, now's your chance. Grab
that diary. I'll keep Norman out of the

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way. Hey, wait a minute. Why don't you
grab it? Because he suspects me already.

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Don't forget me. He's got me down as
curious.

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Yes, I'm garrulous. Never mind the
garrulous. Get that diary.

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Yesterday it happened just as I knew it
would.

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Poor Glover was trying to draw attention
to himself again, but she only had eyes

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for me.

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Oh, come on, nurse, give me a kiss.
There's nobody about.

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Oh, come on, give me a kiss and I'll
help you with the beds.

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Come on, pucker up, give yourself a
treat.

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Please don't make a nuisance of
yourself, Mr Glover. And let go of my

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You heard what the lady said.

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What?

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Can't you see that your attentions
aren't welcome?

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That's all right.

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He doesn't really mean any harm. I think
the poor devil's lonely.

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You're very understanding.

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That's the first thing I noticed about
you.

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Was he very handsome?

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Who? The man who did this to you, who
made you feel so bitter.

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You're very shrewd for one so young.

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You've been hurt, I can see that. But
all men aren't like that.

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Oh, please, don't touch me. Why not?
You're very beautiful, and I don't even

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know your name. Just Nurse Bradley.

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Jocasta.

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Jocasta? No, Norman.

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It's too late.

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I'm so dreadfully worried I should make
a fool of myself and fall in love with

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you. Would that be such a terrible
thing? It's not foolish to love,

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How did you know?

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How did I give myself away?

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Last night, when I slept, did I feel
your hair brush my cheek?

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Or was that just a dream?

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I couldn't help myself.

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You look so handsome when you're asleep.

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Oh, my God.

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What am I getting myself into?

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Excuse me.

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Woman, I'm sorry about that.

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I might have known that she would have
preferred you.

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But how do you do it if only I had your
technique?

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There's no technique, no tricks, Archie.

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Can I give you some advice?

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You've got to feel things more. There
has to be honesty in a relationship.

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Loving is giving, not taking.

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Yes.

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I never thought of it like that.

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You're right.

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What an elaborate charade my life has
become.

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No, it's true.

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And when I meet someone like you who has
this natural simplicity, I realise

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that. I realise what an empty farce my
life has become. What went wrong,

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Archie, when we get out of here, do you
mind if I come and visit you? Oh, would

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you?

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Would you really? Of course.

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And bring some girls.

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We'll be.

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Oh, thank you, Norman.

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What's the matter, Archie? Natural
simplicity.

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You've got about as much natural
simplicity as a bent corkscrew.

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not suggesting we steal it. I suggest we
take it away, read it, remove the

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offensive and libelous passages and
return the binding.

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Now, come on.

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It's under his pillow.

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I've

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got

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it.

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Take a bit of explaining if he wakes up.
What am I going to do? Stick with him,

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Archie. I think he likes your
aftershave.

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Don't let him feel your moustache, for
God's sake.

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You'll frighten the life out of him.

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Well, are you coming or are you getting
to like it?

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What are we going to do? Read it, of
course.

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Well, that could take us all night.

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Never mind.

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Start at the beginning.

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You remember how nervous he was when he
first came in here?

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Arrived in hospital on the 14th. Found
myself sharing a room with two extremely

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nervous patients whom I instantly took
in hand.

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Hello.

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You're new here, aren't you?

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Yes, I came in today.

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Welcome to Jack the Ripper Ward.

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You don't recommend it. I should think
not.

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There's not many get out of here.

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Do you want to see something horrible?

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What? Do you want to see something
really horrible?

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If you like.

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What about that, then?

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And they promised me keyhole surgery.

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I've seen worse. Where?

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The guards.

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Oh, should suit you in here, then. The
discipline's rigid.

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Whose bed is that?

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Glover. I'm not speaking to him. We come
from different sides of the fence. I

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should keep well away from him if I was
you. If you don't mind, I prefer to form

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my own opinions.

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The way I see it, we're all in the same
boat. He's not. He gets preferential

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treatment. It's amazing.

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30 years of socialised medicine. You've
only got to walk in here with a shooting

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stick and you're straight to the front
of the queue.

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Oh, oranges.

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Oh, what should I want of these? The
food here is diabolical. I can't eat it.

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Then why don't you complain?

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Complain? It's more than your life's
worth. You try complaining round here,

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get a dull needle up your backside.

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Well, I shall complain. Just because
they've taken our clothes, it doesn't

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they've taken our identity.

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You've got to hang on to your
individuality in a place like this.

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I never thought of it like that.

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I suppose you're right.

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What's your name?

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Norman. Norman Binns. Mine's Figgis.

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I'm pleased to meet you, Norman.

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Hello. You must be the new boy.

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My name's Glover.

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Archie Glover. Norman. Norman Binns.
Have they told you about the bed? The

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It was promised to me. No, it wasn't.
Yes, it was.

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They said I could have it so I could see
the daffodils. It was promised. We all

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want to see the bleeding daffodils,
mate.

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Why should you have it? Because they
know how much it means to me.

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One last spring. Is it too much to ask?
You're wasting your time, Glover. You

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won't swallow all this. So much to do.
So little time. Rubbish. It was

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That's all right, Archie. You can have
the bed.

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Can I, Norman?

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Thank you.

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I'll just get my thing.

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Why did you do that?

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Can't you see? He's near to breaking
point. His nerve's gone. Besides, I can

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sleep anywhere he needs that bed more
than I do.

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But he's a tough... Perhaps he is. But
remember, Biggis, from each according to

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his abilities, to each according to his
needs.

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You've read Marx.

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Of course.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go and
find Sister.

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Who did he... Say, it was... Norman.

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Norman Binns.

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But it wasn't like that at all. Of
course it wasn't. He's living in a dream

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world. What are you two doing up at this
hour?

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Sorry, Doctor, we couldn't sleep.

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Good heavens, you're not reading that
diary again. I told you that was

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private property.

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But you don't know what he's been saying
about us, Doctor.

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I shouldn't worry about that thing. You
should remember, what some father gifted

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you is to see yourself as others see us.

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where it belongs. Thank you, Figgis.

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Tuesday the 15th. Today is the day of my
operation.

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I can sense the tension in the ward.

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Figgis and Glover are watching me
anxiously. Even Gupta is showing signs

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frayed nerves.

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I think he's grown quite attached to me
in the last two days. It's as if he's

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trying to tell me something.

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What's the matter, Gupta?

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Something's wrong, isn't it?

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I should have known I couldn't hide it
from you, Norman.

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After all, you are no ordinary patient.

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What is it, Gupta?

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It is thought.

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It creates a crisis of confidence.

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I should not be saying this, Norman, but
although I've only just met you, I've

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become deeply attached to you.

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Not just because you are fluent in Urdu,
know India, and have bathed in the

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sacred Ganges, but because you are a
patient one meets just once in a

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Thank you, Gupta. Now, you mentioned
Thorpe.

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He's been drinking again.

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Poor Jet. Yes, he was a good surgeon
once, but the stain of overwork has

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too much for him. And after yesterday's
Jet will have played with Glover. But he

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must look on the bright side, Gupta. The
operation was a complete success.

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But he was on the wrong man, Norman.
He's made a terrible mistake.

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And he cannot forgive himself.

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Take my advice. Refuse the operation.

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He has the shape.

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Could I have a word with you, Norman?

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Certainly, Doctor.

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And you?

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Gupta.

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Humeo Chordo.

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Jihad, Norman. My tiger.

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Norman, I have something to say to you.

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After what happened yesterday, I'd quite
understand if you prefer Mr. McGregor

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to do the operation.

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After what happened yesterday? I don't
understand.

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You removed Glover's appendix with
absolute precision.

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Absolute precision? Normandy came in
with chest pains. I wasn't even in the

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target area.

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Everyone makes mistakes, Doctor. We're
all humans.

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I just hope the medical council will see
it like that. This could ruin me.

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No. I've spoken to Glover, and as a
personal favour to me, he's agreed not

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press charges.

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Thank you, Norman.

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You saved me from a life of shame and
ignominy.

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What can I say?

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Nothing. Now we've got that little
matter out of the way.

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Should we get on with the operation?

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My God, you're a cool one.

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But it's not just courage, Norman. I
mean, suppose something should go wrong,

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they'd never forgive me, you're so
popular.

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It's not just the brave stand you made
against the food, or the brilliantly

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improvised repair of the life support
system in casualty.

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No, it's more than that.

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I've come to respect you, not as a
patient, but as a man.

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These hands won't stop shaking.

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I went out last night and tied one on.

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Look at them.

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I'm looking at these hands.

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They're good hands, sensitive hands. I
wanted to be a concert pianist. Why did

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choose surgery?

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You didn't choose surgery. Surgery chose
you. These are surgeons' hands.

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Then why won't they stop shaking?

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They will.

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Now, why don't you go and scrub up? You
see, I don't want Mr. McGregor. I want

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you. You are the best, and I want the
best.

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Do you really mean that?

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Yes. Thank you, Norman.

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Well... Look.

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My hands.

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They've stopped shaking.

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Then, should we get started?

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I just found a novel's diary. I was
going to replace it.

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Oh, don't bother. I'll do that for you.

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After all, we don't want it to fall into
the wrong hands, do we?

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No, quite.

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Thank you, staff.

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Nurse B

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came

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to my bedside again last night.

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As I opened my eyes, her gaze met mine.

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A stray curl had escaped from her cap.

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Her cheeks were flushed and her breasts
rose and fell.

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My first indication that she is a deeply
emotional woman.

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All right, you two.

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Where is it? Where's what? You know what
I'm talking about. Where's my diary?

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You've been reading it, haven't you?
What if we have? That's not a diary.

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a work of fiction.

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Carried on like that, you should be
ashamed of yourself.

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Yes.

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What was his name again?

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Norman.

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Norman Bin. Oh, yes, Norman Bins.

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Saint.

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Romantic lover. The most unforgettable
character I've ever met.

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It's been a privilege to know you.

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But you don't understand.

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I started to keep a diary and it wasn't
very interesting. You're right, Fig, I

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lead a dull and uninteresting life.

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I was just trying to make it a bit more
exciting.

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Oh, it's going to be more exciting,
don't you worry. You know who's got that

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diary now?

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Thorpe. It'll be all over the hospital.
Everybody's going to know what a rogue

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you are. You'll wish you'd never put pen
to paper.

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He'll show it to Nurse Bradley. What?

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I wouldn't be in your shoes if she finds
out. They don't call her the iceberg

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for nothing. You remember what an
iceberg did to the Titanic?

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It ripped its guts out.

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Shut up!

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If I were you, Norman, I'd destroy that
diary as soon as possible. Don't worry,

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I will. I'm fed up with the whole thing.
I'll never keep a diary again.

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Shh! Someone's coming!

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Oh, thank you. I managed to rescue it
from Mr Thorpe's clutches.

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It fell open.

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What? I couldn't help reading it.

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00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:33,859
I was shocked, Norman. What could have
prompted you to write such things? I'm

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sorry, Nurse Bradley. Oh, I must admit,
I had no idea you had so much

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perception.

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How did you know?

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Did I really give myself away so easily?

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Tonight, Bea revealed her true feelings
for the first time. She has obviously

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decided to burn her boats and surrender
to my embrace.

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00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,210
Yes, I make great pinky wine.

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00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:26,190
I make great pinky wine. I know that I
am what I am. I make great pinky wine.

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Oh, yes, I make great pinky wine.

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